Comic #4918: stats-gang
Description
Comic Title: "Stats Gang"
Panel 1:
- Character 1 (with dark hair, glasses, and a black outfit): "THIS IS STATS GANG. IF YOU WANNA JOIN STATS GANG… YOU GOTTA KILL SOMEONE."
Panel 2:
- Character 2 (with reddish hair, wearing a blue shirt) responds: "HMM. OKAY, LET'S ESTIMATE 1 PREMATURE DEATH PER 1,000,000 KILOWATT HOURS OF ENERGY USED, COUNTING POLLUTION DEATHS AND ACCIDENTAL DEATHS FROM FUEL ACQUISITION."
Panel 3:
- Character 2 continues: "THE AVERAGE HOUSEHOLD DOES ABOUT 10,000 KILOWATT HOURS PER YEAR. BUT, IF I COUNT CAR TRANSPORTATION, PLANE TRAVEL, THE ENERGY USED TO MAKE ALL THE STUFF I USE, AND THE FACT THAT I HAVE 3 CHILDREN, I MIGHT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR, SAY, 100,000 KWH PER YEAR."
Panel 4:
- Character 2: "TAKING MY LIFE EXPECTANCY AS 80 YEARS, THAT'S A TOTAL OF 8,000,000 KWH. THUS, I CAN BE EXPECTED TO KILL APPROXIMATELY 0.8 PEOPLE OVER MY LIFETIME. IF WE ADD ERROR BARS OF PLUS OR MINUS 25%, THAT PUTS US SAFELY IN THE RANGE OF ONE MURDER."
Panel 5:
- Character 1 responds: "WELCOME. YOU ARE TECHNICALLY AN ICE-COLD SON OF A BITCH."
Panel 6:
- A small character: "AWWW…"