Comic #3592: monocle-announcement
Description
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Panel 1:
- A rectangular panel with a light background.
- Text at the top: "HEY GEEKS! THIS IS AN AD FOR A NEW (AND AWESOME) PROJECT. CLICK TO SEE! I’D LOVE FOR YOU TO LOOK AT IT, BUT IF YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED, ENJOY TODAY’S TWO NEW COMICS, BY PRESSING “Z”:"
Panel 2:
- The scene shows two characters in a conversation.
- The character on the left has curly hair and a beard, wearing a blue shirt.
- Text bubble from the bearded character: "FOUR YEARS AGO, ZACH WEINERSMITH HAD AN IDEA."
- The bearded character continues with: "WHAT IF THERE WAS, LIKE, A MONOCLE IN, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE WRAPPER, SO IT LOOKS LIKE A CONDOM?"
Panel 3:
- The second character is a woman with short hair and glasses, looking skeptical.
- Text bubble from her: "FORCES WERE ARRAYED AGAINST HIM."
- She continues: "THIS IS STUPID. LIKE… WEAPONS-GRADE STUPID. LIKE, IF STUPID WERE ARCHITECTURE, THIS WOULD BE THE PARTHENON."
Panel 4:
- The bearded character looks determined.
- Text bubble from him: "BUT WEINERSMITH PERSERVERED."
- The woman responds: "YOU SPENT HOW MUCH MONEY TO GET THESE MADE?"
Panel 5:
- The bearded character gestures and says: "I SEE YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF INVESTING."
- The woman looks frustrated.
Panel 6:
- A new scene shows the bearded character proudly holding a wrapped item.
- Text bubble from him: "AND, ONE DAY… A GLORIOUS PROTOTYPE WAS COMPLETED."
- The character continues: "NOW, NOBODY WILL EVER HAVE TO SUFFER FROM A TEMPORARY LACK OF CLASSINESS."
Panel 7:
- The bearded character reveals the product, a monocle in a wrapper labeled "Gentleman's Single Use."
- Text bubble from him: (looks pleased) "If this is successful, the world is broken."
Panel 8:
- The scene shows the woman again, slightly amused.
- Text bubble from her: "PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO MAKE ME RIGHT AND MY WIFE WRONG. JUST CLICK THIS COMIC!"
Panel 9:
- A concluding panel highlights the monocle and its wrapper.
- The bearded character has a playful expression and says: "IF THIS IS SUCCESSFUL, THE WORLD IS BROKEN."
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