Comic #7106: investment-2

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Panel 1: Text: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF CONGRESS, I HAVE BAD ECONOMIC NEWS."

Panel 2: Text: "HISTORICALLY IT HAS BEEN VERY HARD TO MEASURE WHETHER OR NOT OUR ECONOMY OFFERS MANY GOOD INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES."

Panel 3: Text: "HOW BAD IS IT?"

Panel 4: Text: "HOWEVER, NEW METHODS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED. ECONOMISTS CAN NOW DETERMINE HOW MANY GOOD OPPORTUNITIES EXIST BY SEEING HOW MUCH MONEY WE CAN RAISE FOR TRANSPARENTLY IDIOTIC STARTUPS."

Panel 5: Text: "AS OF THIS MORNING, I MYSELF SECURED 40 MILLION DOLLARS IN SERIES A FUNDING FOR THIS BALLOON ON WHICH I HAVE WRITTEN 'AI' WITH A SHARPIE."

Panel 6: Text: "WOW! WOW! AMAZING! WHEN IS SERIES B?"

Panel 7: Text: "MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL."

This comic addresses economic investment opportunities in a humorous and satirical context.