Comic #2050: 2010-12-24
Description
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Panel 1:
- Person 1: “Man, physics is tough… who are you?”
- Spirit: “I’m the spirit of John Bardeen, and I’m here to help you!”
Panel 2:
- Person 1: “I won two Nobels in physics.”
Panel 3:
- Spirit: “I invented the transistor and the fundamental theory for superconductivity.”
Panel 4:
- Person 1: “Is Einstein available? Or Feynman?”
- Spirit: “You just want guys who were good with the media. I made the transistor, the basis of modern life.”
Panel 5:
- Person 1: “Yeeah… but Einstein invented awesome hair, and Feynman invented boobs.”
- Spirit: “That’s an urban legend.”
Panel 6:
- Person 1: “Then where’d they come from?”
Panel 7:
- Spirit: “Fine! Richard! They want you again!”
Panel 8:
- Person 2: “Hey kid. Can you help with my homework?”
- Person 1: “M-maybe?”
Panel 9:
- Person 2: “Can you help me with your hot sister?”
Panel 10:
- Person 1: “Give her to Feyn-man!”
This captures all the dialogue and key interactions in the comic.