Comic #7098: always

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Description

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Title/Theme: The comic is titled "THINGS YOU CAN ALWAYS CONVINCE PEOPLE OF:"

Panel 1:

• A speech bubble states: “THIS PRETTY CREATURE DOES SOMETHING AWFUL:”
• Another speech bubble continues: “DID YOU KNOW BUTTERFLIES HAVE CHAINSaw PENISES TO SLICE OPEN POTENTIAL MATES?”
• The final part of the panel says: “NATURE IS SO METAL.”

Panel 2:

• A speech bubble notes: “THIS OLD CHILDREN’S RHYME REFERS TO SOMETHING SINISTER:”
• Below it, another bubble states: “'MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB' IS ACTUALLY ABOUT TUBERCULOSIS’S SLOW DEATH THAT FOLLOWS HER EVERYWHERE.”

Panel 3:

• A speech bubble reads: “IN MEDIEVAL TIMES, PEOPLE DID BAD THINGS:”
• Below it, another bubble comments: “AND BACK THEN, THE PUNISHMENT FOR STEALING WAS A RED HOT OVEN RIGHT UP THE ANUS.”
• The final part states: “SO MANY ANUSES… SO POINTLESS.”

Characters:

• There are four characters throughout the comic. They are depicted in cartoon style with simple features, expressing shock and curiosity.

Setting:

• The backgrounds are minimalistic, focusing on the dialogue and characters.

Color Scheme:

• The colors are bright and playful, contributing to the comic’s humorous tone.

This comic features dark humor, using absurd facts to explore a humorous take on common beliefs and historical punishments. The tone is light, despite the serious subjects discussed.