Comic #7097: viking

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Description

Here's a detailed description of the comic strips:

Title: Kids Being Vikings / Kids Being Pirates / Kids Being Ninjas / The Future

Panel 1: Kids Being Vikings

• A group of children dressed as Vikings is depicted.
• The text reads:
  • "WE HAVE HELMETS AND WEAR FUR AND WE SAIL THE SEA!"
  • "DO YOU SET FIRE TO VILLAGES AND ENSLAVE THE POPULACE?"
  • "WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?"

Panel 2: Kids Being Pirates

• Another group of children dressed as pirates is shown.
• The text reads:
  • "WE HAVE EYESPATCHES AND PARROTS AND HOOKS!"
  • "DO YOU KILL PEOPLE AND STEAL THEIR POSSESSIONS?"
  • "GOD PARENTS ARE WEIRD."

Panel 3: Kids Being Ninjas

• A group of children dressed as ninjas is illustrated.
• The text reads:
  • "WE HAVE SWORDS AND WE DRESS IN PYJAMAS!"
  • "SO WHO ARE YOU ASSASSINATING?"
  • "A NINJA WOULD NEVER DO THAT! NEVER!"

Panel 4: The Future

• A child is depicted discussing being a drug lord.
• The text reads:
  • "I'M A DRUGLORD! I HAVE A TRENCHCOAT FULL OF BOTTLES, LIKE DRUGGO IN THE MOVIE, DOGGY DRUGLORDS!"
  • "IS THAT AS GOOD AS PANDA WAR CRIMINALS II?"
  • "THEY'RE BOTH GOOD!"

At the bottom, there is a social media handle: "patreon.com/ZachWeinersmith."

The comic contrasts the imaginative play of children with humorous twists on traditional roles, ultimately highlighting how varied perspectives can lead to surprising conclusions.