Comic #3029: 2013-09-02

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Description

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Panel 1:

• A man with a beard and dark hair, wearing a purple robe, is angrily gesturing with his right hand.
• He is speaking to another figure that resembles a classical statue of a young man.
• The dialogue reads:
  • Top: "YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE, DAVID!"
  • Bottom: "DEAL WITH IT."

Panel 2:

• The bearded man is now shouting with wide eyes and an open mouth, his left hand raised emphatically.
• The dialogue reads: "I’LL SHOW YOU! A THOUSAND GENERATIONS OF UNIMPRESSED TEENAGERS WILL COMMENT ON YOU HAVING A TINY PENIS!"

Panel 3:

• A new title at the top reads: "500 YEARS LATER…"
• The panel depicts a marble statue of a young man standing on a pedestal.
• In the foreground, several people with diverse features are gathered, laughing and pointing at the statue, with some appearing amused.

The comic combines historical references with humorous modern commentary, utilizing exaggerated expressions and poses for comedic effect.