Comic #3030: 2013-09-03

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Here's the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

First Character: "Mom, do you really love me, or do you only love me because I carry 50% of your genetics?"

Second Character: "Sweetie! Why would you ask that?"

Panel 2:

First Character: "Well, it just seems like you give your asexually cloned daughter twice as much attention and nutrition."

Second Character: "How dare you? I don't play favorites!"

Panel 3:

Second Character: "I'm so sorry my little dumpling. Sorry you had to hear the mean words. We'll go out for ice cream later, just you and me."

Panel 4:

Second Character: "And you will receive half of your calorie allotment today."

First Character: "I'm gonna tell Dad."

Panel 5:

Second Character: "I share no kinship with that individual!"

This accurately reflects the dialogue in the comic.