Comic #3232: 2014-03-24
Description
Here is the transcription of the text from the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "ABRAHAM! IF YOU CAN FIND JUST FIFTY SINLESS INDIVIDUALS IN SODOM, I WILL SPARE IT FROM MY WRATH."
- Character 2: "ON IT!"
Panel 2:
- Character 3: "HI, KING OF SODOM? I'LL SAVE YOUR CITY FOR A THOUSAND SHEKELS. THAT'S LIKE A 99.9% DISCOUNT ON DISASTER RELIEF. YEAH. OKAY, AWESOME."
- Character 4: "HI, THE ORIENT? I NEED FIFTY SINLESS INDIVIDUALS. CAN I GET A VOLUME DISCOUNT?"
Panel 3:
- "EACH WAS RAISED IN A ROUND WHITE ROOM WITH A SMALL BOOK CONTAINING ONLY THE MOST BANAL PASSAGES OF SCRIPTURE."
Panel 4:
- (Sign displayed): "EDEN ENTERPRISE"
- Character 5: "SOON…"
- Character 6: "I FEEL LIKE YOU DIDN'T ABIDE BY THE SPIRIT OF THE BET."
- Character 7: "FREE TRADE MOTHERFUCKER."