Comic #4997: animals

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Description

Here’s a detailed description of the comic, including the texts in each panel:

Title: "Amusing Comics About Animals"

Panel 1: What If Dogs Were Like People?

• Text: "I should go on this date. I want to. I need to. But the Internet has made the threshold for opting out of everything in life so low that I know I’m just gonna say no and keep on dying a little more every day."
• Illustration: A dog is depicted with a thoughtful expression.

Panel 2: What If Hamsters Were Like People?

• Text: "My God. I feasted upon my young because resources were scarce. I’d better create an ideological framework that makes this all just fine…"
• Illustration: A hamster with a contemplative expression.

Panel 3: What If People Were Like Cats?

• Text: "My penis is covered in spines, but I brought you this dead rat, so can we make this work tonight or what?"
• Illustration: Two people are illustrated; one appears surprised while the other holds a rat.

Panel 4: What If People Were Like Goldfish?

• Text on gravestone: "Here lies Brian Murphy. Dead at 8 because that's about how long people live."
• Illustration: A gravestone is shown in a grassy area.

This comic humorously explores the idea of animals displaying human-like behaviors and vice versa, with each panel featuring a different perspective.