Comic #4638: omni

View Original Comic

Description

Here’s a transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1: Character 1: "God, if you’re all-good all-powerful, and all-knowing, how come there’s evil?"

Panel 2: God: "I’m also all-balanced. I can see both sides of every argument, no matter how stupid one side is."

Panel 3: Character 2: "What's the argument in favor of polio?"

Panel 4: Character 1: "Yo, I hear where you’re coming from, but neither of us is an expert. We should reserve judgment."

Panel 5: Character 2: "You’re an expert? You’re omniscient!"

Panel 6: God: "Well, that’s my view, but I have to recognize my limitations."

Panel 7: God (thinking): "So… evil happens because God has choice paralysis."

Panel 8: God: "All I can say is probably."