Comic #2209: 2011-06-01

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Description

The comic features a clear title at the top: "FAILED ABSTINENCE SLOGANS:"

In the central dialogue, a character with glasses, wearing a blue t-shirt that has a symbol crossed out, is speaking to a group of children. The text he says is:

"I DON'T NEED FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS WHEN I HAVE HANDS WITH BENEFITS."

The setting includes a backdrop that is likely a stage, with the main character standing and gesturing with his hands. The children are seated in front of him, including a girl with long dark hair and a variety of other children.