Comic #6848: bah-4

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Panel 1: A person is at a podium speaking to an audience. The text reads:
"For decades scientists have proposed radical changes to the way we view the universe. Today, I would like to present to you…"

Panel 2: The speaker continues:
"It is me, the emissary from multi-universe theories! I am here to liberate you from the constraints of present understanding and bring you all into a place of infinite possibilities!"

Panel 3: The speaker explains:
"The universe, and our understanding of it, is because of gravity. The gravitational force is essential to operations of cosmology, but let’s not forget that it originates from a simple, yet direct, source."

Panel 4: The speaker shows images of the Earth.
"Because this Earth, is a larger body called a 'horror sphere'. Within this larger sphere, there exist smaller spheres, like our own, and they interact within its surface. Here’s where it gets wild!"

Panel 5: The speaker displays a diagram of a dodecahedron:
"From there, we proceed through dodeca-geometry! Consider a dodecahedron that could likely be a 'connecting Earth' connecting parallel universes! And on this, the strongest part of it could potentially be at the points!"

Panel 6: The problem is presented:
"The only problem here is that these complex shapes are usually difficult to understand. They come with a lot of math, but rest assured the theory is there and simpler!"

Panel 7: The speaker continues:
"And we know how to use this simplified geometry because it allows us to imagine what could possibly connect our different realms of existence!"

Panel 8: "Now, in terms like these: they simply create infinitely large projects used to create literally infinite surfaces."

Panel 9: The speaker states:
"The one thing here is that having infinite points results in infinite area! In the universe, math-wise, it can curve. However, it is important in our scheme to never miss the infinite reason to alternate here while balancing things perfectly!"

Panel 10: The speaker states a conclusion:
"So, stop fuming over cosmology and start planning the absolute topology of our stunt pilot!"

Panel 11: A listener raises a question:
"Won't gravity get weird if we’re not on a sphere?"

Panel 12: The speaker replies:
"Yes, there’s an envelope plan!"

Panel 13: The speaker gestures towards a diagram:
"Banana-tion Earth!"

Panel 14: A person in the audience asks:
"Don’t everyone not want to plan at once?”

Panel 15: The speaker responds:
"That is a question of how to pull mathematical constructs!"

Bottom Panel: Ad for BAHFest:
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