Comic #1706: 2010-01-04

Description

Here is the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:
A person with reddish hair and a light complexion, clasping their hands in prayer, looks upward.
Text: "GOD… IF YOU'RE REAL, SHOW YOURSELF AS A DOVE ON MY WINDOWSILL."

Panel 2:
The same person is surprised and happy as they see a dove perched on the windowsill outside.

Panel 3:
The person, still smiling, looks back toward the viewer.
Text: "NOW SHOW YOURSELF AS BOOBS."

Panel 4:
A figure resembling Jesus, with brown hair and light skin, stands in the clouds, looking disappointed.
Text: "AND THAT IS WHY I DON'T DO MIRACLES ANYMORE." A yellow object resembling a cookie or a cracker floats in the sky.