Comic #3100: 2013-11-12

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1: Kid: "DAD! THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!"
Dad: "REALLY?"

Panel 2: Kid: "A REAL MONSTER? AN UNDISCOVERED MEGAFAUNA IS RIGHT HERE IN YOUR ROOM?"

Panel 3: Dad: "ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET A PICTURE, AND WE'LL BE FAMOUS! THERE'LL BE BOOK AND MOVIE DEALS AND AWARDS AND OH IT'LL BE WONDERFUL!"

Panel 4: Dad: "MOMMY CAN LEAVE THE JOB SHE HATES AND I CAN FINALLY GIVE UP ON EVER HAVING AFTER YOU WERE BORN!"

Panel 5: Dad: "OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! NOW EVERYTHING IS GOOD AGAIN! IT'S TIME TO REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO SMILE AT THE SUNRISE."

Panel 6: Dad: "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE CAMERA. YOU WAIT HERE, LITTLE CHERUB."

Panel 7: (Transition Panel)
Kid (looking worried): "…"

Panel 8: (Scene shifts to earlier…)
Kid: "MOM! DAD! THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!"
Mom: "UGHH. AGAIN?"
Dad: "YES, BUT FOR THE LAST TIME."

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