Comic #4488: apocalypse-soon

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Panel 1: THE APOCALYPSE IS FINALLY HERE! RULE OF LAW IS DEAD! MAN IS LAW! STEEL IS LAW! AND I HAVE THE WEAPONS TO—

Panel 2: OH… LOOKS LIKE IT WAS JUST A TEMPORARY POWER OUTAGE, NOT THE END TIMES.

Panel 3: DAMMIT, STEVE, IF THE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS IT’S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ARE GONNA RUIN IT!

Panel 4: IN A REAL APOCALYPSE WE’D PROBABLY JUST WORK TOGETHER TO REBUILD, BUT ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO PLAY APOCALYPSE VIDEO GAMES ARE GONNA RUN AROUND STARTING WEIRD CULTS OR EMPIRES OR WHATEVER.

Panel 5: I WAS THINKING OF STARTING A SOCIETY OF MYSTERIOUS CANNIBALS CALLED “THE DARK MONKS”…

Panel 6: NO. STOP.

Panel 7: YOU’VE GOT LIKE THREE YEARS OF FOOD IN THE BASEMENT.

Panel 8: YOU HAVE TO EAT THAT FIRST.

Panel 9: NO CANNIBALISM TIL YOU’RE OUT OF BEANS, MISTER!

Panel 10: I HATE YOU!!

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