Comic #4487: drugs

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Panel 1: Boy: "DAD…"

Panel 2: Dad: "BOY! YOUR MOTHER TELLS ME SHE FOUND MARIJUANA IN YOUR ROOM!" Boy: "Did you smoke it?" Boy: "I… I… Yes, sir."

Panel 3: Dad: "HOW COULD YOU!? IN A MODERN GLOBALIZED ECONOMY!? WHY AREN'T YOU USING UPPERS? RITALIN? COCAINE? THINK OF YOUR FUTURE, BOY!"

Panel 4: Boy: "I'M SORRY, PAPA! PLEASE DON'T BE MAD!" Dad: "I'M NOT MAD. JUST DISAPPOINTED."

Panel 5: Boy: "I'D BE MAD TOO, BUT I'M ON EMOTION-SUPPRESSANTS SO I DON'T MIND WORKING DURING HOLIDAYS." Sound: "AHHH."

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