Comic #3577: 2015-03-03

Description

Here's the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

Gandalf: "Frodo! The ring must be destroyed. You must take the ring to Mount Doom, where—"

Frodo: "Mount Doom?"

Panel 2:

Frodo: "I am not traveling all that way. Look, I already took care of it last week."

Gandalf: "This box is filled with stuff that came off my teeth while flossing. Mostly it’s the white goo that you get when you eat a lot of sugar. I just dropped the ring in there."

Panel 3:

Gandalf: "Go ahead! Fish it out. Unlimited power. Just stick your hand in there!"

Frodo: "That’s what I thought."

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