Comic #7040: pinch

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Panel 1: Person 1: "God, if you’re real, explain Hitler."

Panel 2: God: "That’s a pinch-point for mustache adjustment." Text (caption): "Sometimes time travelers want to change mustache preferences. For about 200 years every branch of the multiverse downstream from Hitler avoids Hitler’s mustache."

Panel 3: Person 1: "Right now the setting is toothbrush mustaches, but you know, fashions change." Person 2: "I was asking you to justify Hitler."

Panel 4: God: "Whoa, whoa, I’m an engineer, not a philosopher."

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