Comic #2733: 2012-11-10

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Panel 1: Person 1: "God… why don't you show yourself anymore?" God: "I didn't mean to in the first place…"

Panel 2: God: "I was like you. Then I was cursed so that whenever I had a stray violent thought, it came into being. Just think about that for a second. How do you think that'd go?"

Panel 3: Person 1: "I suppose you do it a lot by accident." God: "Bingo."

Panel 4: God: "I'd imagine a person dying in meteors, and BAM… whole city gone. One time, it drowned like everybody. Another time, I turned a lady into salt. What does that even MEAN?"

Panel 5: Person 1: "I heard about that." God: "Really? Jeez, that's embarrassing."

Panel 6: God: "I created hell by accident when I overheard Eve judging me. This crazy judgment scheme popped into my head and then it was too late."

Panel 7: God: "It became like classical conditioning. Every time I had a bad thought, something terrible happened, so I stopped having bad thoughts."

Panel 8: God: "Which was like removing a big part of my brain. I became introspective and docile and kinda nervous. So I just… I just…"

Panel 9: Person 1: "Well, now that you're fixed, why not come back? You're the place pretty screwed up. Floods, famine, war, disease, fire…"

Panel 10: God: "Dammit." Person 1: "No way! I mean DARNIT."

Panel 11: God: "This sucks."

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