Comic #7060: god-3

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Panel 1:

• The title at the top reads: "DEAR JESUS, I'M HAVING TROUBLE COMMUNICATING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND."
• A character, depicted as a man, is lying in bed with a worried expression.
• He says: "HEY, JESUS IS OUT WASHING LEPER'S FEET, THIS IS ORIGINAL GOD AND I AM ON THE CASE."

Panel 2:

• Another character, representing Jesus, appears on the left. He looks surprised.
• Jesus says: "OH NO NO I'M GOOD ACTUALLY MY GIRLFRIEND IS PERFECT."
• The man shouts back: "FOR HER PERFIDY I HAVE BLOTTED OUT THE SKY OVER SHARON'S APARTMENT!"

Panel 3:

• The man is visibly distressed, raising his arms in despair.
• He says: "STOP!"
• An exaggerated speech bubble from Jesus declares: "SHE HAS BEEN TURNED INTO SALT AND THE SALT IS SCATTERED OVER THE LAND AND THERE IS GREAT LAMENTING AMONG HER ROOMMATES!"

Panel 4:

• The man is wide-eyed, shouting "NOOOOOO!"
• The scene shifts to a calm Jesus, who concludes: "IT'S OKAY, YOU GET A NEW WOMAN, FOUR KIDS, AND A GOAT."

Overall Theme: The comic employs humor by playing with biblical references and exaggeration related to relationship troubles and divine intervention, illustrating a humorous misunderstanding between the characters.