Comic #6929: cuffed

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Here’s the transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Person 1 (male): "Whoa, what are the handcuffs for?"
• Person 2 (female): "I wish to enact an implausible shared fantasy in which you are a kind of hulking masculine specimen, and I am sexually irresistible, despite both of us being slothful, frail, tired, old and neither in excess of 3.5/10 on the bell curve of attractiveness."

Panel 2:

• Person 1 (male, looking confused): "Now take me you absolute animal! Oh!"
• Person 2 (female, looking serious): "I did not consent to this level of honesty."

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