Comic #7033: automatic
Description
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Panel 1:
- Character 1: "God, is there reincarnation?"
- God: "Yeah."
Panel 2:
- God: "It's the only way to make sure the universe is fair without me having to work all day long."
- Character 1: "Huh?"
Panel 3:
- Text: "If the average human life is randomly good or bad and you have reincarnation, over a large enough period of time, bad deeds get punished and good ones rewarded."
Panel 4:
- God: "So there's no need for me to dish out particular punishments or rewards. Just wait long enough and I get automatic statistical justice."
Panel 5:
- Character 1: "But if we humans make life happier over time doesn't that break the system?"
Panel 6:
- God: "That's when I come in with the brimstone."
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