Comic #7032: simulation-5

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Panel 1: Person 1: "HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE THE SIMULATION HYPOTHESIS? IF WE CAN SIMULATE REALITY, MOST REALITY WILL BE SIMS. THEREFORE WE'RE LIKELY IN A SIM."

Panel 2: Person 2: "IF WE CAN SIMULATE REALITY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MOST SIMULATED REALITIES YOU CONSTRUCT?" Person 2: "THAT GIRL FROM COLLEGE WHO TOLD ME I WAS A BEAUTIFUL SOUL BUT SHE WAS NOT PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO ME."

Panel 3: Person 1: "IN A VARIETY OF AGES, ETHNICITIES, AND QUANTITIES."

Panel 4: Person 2: "RIGHT. AND WHEREAS THAT SHALLOW, WEIRDLY-SPECIFIC FANTASY WILL NEVER BE FULFILLED, WE CONCLUDE THAT YOU ARE NOT IN A SIMULATION."

Panel 5: Person 1: "WITH THREE BOOBS, NO FOUR."

Panel 6: Person 2: "STOP SIMULATING REALITY!"