Comic #1495: 2009-06-05

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Panel 1: Person in a tuxedo speaking to another person: "You just don't mean that much to me."

Panel 2: Person in tuxedo, looking shocked: "Ted?! My God! You assumed a new identity, seduced me, made me love you, and now you're leaving me, using the same line I used when I left you all those years ago! I suppose you think that's clever. Well, you'll get yours in due time, my love. All in due time."

Caption: "It was at this point that she kicked me in the balls."

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