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Comic #6036: parts

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Panel 1
God:
YES, EVOLUTION?

Panel 2
Evolution:
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH SOME DESIGN CONSTRAINTS ON ANIMALS.

Panel 3
God:
OKAY.

Panel 4
Evolution:
BIGGEST THING IS WE NEED TO PUT THE SEX PARTS WITH THE POOP PARTS.

Panel 5
God:
WHAT?

Panel 6
Evolution:
HOW ABOUT THE HEAD OR TORSO?

Panel 7
Evolution:
WE CAN GO THERE BUT NOW I GOTTA REVERSE ENGINEER AN UPWARD POOP-PUMP THAT ROUTES AROUND ALL THE ORGANS.

Panel 8
Evolution:
BUT NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A DOOKIE HIGHWAY RUNNING THROUGHOUT THE BODY. PLUS I GOTTA KEEP IT AWAY FROM THE DELICATE SENSORS ON THE FACE. PLUS IF WE'RE TALKING A NIPPLE ANIMAL, THAT WHOLE AREA'S GOTTA BE CORDONED OFF FROM WASTE SYSTEMS.

Panel 9
Silence

Panel 10
Evolution:
SIGH PUT THE POO PARTS WITH THE SEX PARTS.

Panel 11
Evolution:
NEXT UNIVERSE CAN WE DO 4 SPACE DIMENSIONS?


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