Comic #3148: 2013-12-30

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "HEY BILLY! I GOT YOU A 'WHERE'S WALDO?' BOOK!"
• Billy: "YAY!"

Panel 2:

• Person 2: "Of course, the modern boy doesn’t have time for this sort of thing, so I got you this drone with facial recognition software."
• Billy: "Please help me."

Panel 3:

• Person 2: "PUZZLE COMPLETE."
• Billy: "Waldo just got me pregnant! Then find the custodian. Please help me or make him…"

Panel 4:

• Person 2: "WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY?"
• Billy: "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING."

Panel 5:

• Person 2: "WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT STRUGGLE? WITHOUT HARDSHIP THERE IS NO TRIUMPH. WITHOUT JOURNEY THERE IS NO DESTINATION. HAPPINESS ISN'T JUST HAVING WHAT'S GOOD. IT'S ALSO CHANGING WHAT'S BAD."
• Person 1: "I… I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT."

Panel 6:

• Caption: "SOON…"
• Person 2: "HONEY! I REPLACED BILLY WITH THIS OBEDIENT DRONE!"
• Person 1: "WOOHOO!"