Comic #4180: welcome-to-heaven-loser
Description
Here's the transcription of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Person 1: "Welcome to Heaven, loser."
- Person 2: "Hey, that’s mean! Why would you call me that?"
Panel 2:
- Person 1: "Because you suck. It used to be that Heaven was always getting these righteous psycho warriors for God, or holy martyrs or mystical ascetics."
Panel 3:
- Person 1: "These days, all we get are dorkwads who spend all their time at a game console, riding imaginary unicorns and sprinkling virtual pixie dust, thus eliminating all the spare time required to get busy with super-cool wicked lifestyles."
Panel 4:
- Person 2: "Technically, we can’t call it 'sloth' because your brain is active."
- Person 1: "I am not just playing video games. I am appreciating logic systems presented in the stories."
Panel 5:
- Person 1: "You wanna fight?! I will fight you!"
- Person 2: "You can't fight anyone. Due to a lifetime of gaming, your coordination and strength are concentrated entirely in your thumbs."
Panel 6:
- Person 2: "Huh."
- Person 1: "I’ll thumb you real hard, man!"
Panel 7:
- Person 2: "Please calm down and go join the other losers in Heaven."