Comic #4181: terrible-news

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Panel 1:

• Man: "HONEY! I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS!"

Panel 2:

• Man: "I'VE COME TO REALIZE THE ENTIRE WORLD IS A FANTASY! I’M IN A COMA, AND I’VE DREAMT ALL OF IT!"

Panel 3:

• Man: "YOU, THE CHILDREN, THIS CITY, THIS COUNTRY—EVERYTHING!"
• Woman: "NONE OF THIS IS REAL?! I’M JUST… IMAGINED? I’M SOME SORT OF PROGRAM IN A MAMMAL’S BRAIN?"

Panel 4:

• Man: "MY GOD… WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WHAT DO I DO?"
• Woman: "YOU FETCH ME MY LAPTOP AND MAKE ME PANCAKES OR I’LL PINCH MYSELF REAL HARD."

(Source: smbc-comics.com)