Comic #5225: teaching-2

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Panel 1: Person A: "Congrats on your retirement. What inspired 40 years of teaching young kids?"

Panel 2: Person B: "It was nice to get them so early, before they inevitably turn to utter shit like the rest of humanity."

Panel 3: Person B: "They're so full of wonder instead of being bigoted self-absorbed ethical dumpster-fires."

Panel 4: Person B: "Of course, the bacillus of adulthood is present, prepared to multiply, grow strong, and spring forth like a diarrheic geyser. But, one can try to staunch the flow of sewage for a few years."

Panel 5: Person A: "Do you have any observations on teaching that can be safely printed in a children's magazine?"

Panel 6: Person B: "Hand me that whiskey, would you dear?"

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