Comic #2919: 2013-05-15

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Panel 1:

• Officer: "PLEASE REMAIN CALM. SORRY TO DISTURB THIS PROM, EVERYONE. BUT, WE RECEIVED REPORTS OF AN UNINTENDED… BONE…"

Panel 2:

• Officer: "PLEASE, EVERYONE FREEZE IN YOUR CURRENT POSITION. WE'RE LOOKING FOR YOUNG MEN STANDING AN AWKWARD DISTANCE AWAY FROM THEIR DANCE PARTNERS. IF ANYONE SEES SUCH A… SUCH A…"

Panel 3:

• Person 1: "JACKPOT."
• Person 2: "I'M INNOCENT!"
• Officer: "DON'T MAKE THIS HARDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE, SON."

Panel 4:

• Officer: "GRAB HIM!"
• Officer 2: "YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! WE'LL FIND YOU! WE'LL FIND YOU IN A TRAIN WITH A BOOK OVER YOUR LAP ON A MASSAGE TABLE AFRAID TO TURN OVER! IN A SWIMMING POOL PRETENDING YOU’D LIKE TO STAY IN FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES!"

Panel 5:

• Person: "STAY AWAY! I'M A MAN! DAMNIT! A MANNNN!"

Panel 6:

• Person: "BUT I TUCK IT INTO MY UNDERWEAR BAND, NOBODY CAN SEE IT IF YOU GRAB AND TUCK!"

Panel 7:

• Officer: "WE KNOW. EVERYONE AT PROM KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE."

Panel 8:

• Officer: "YOU'RE A REAL PIECE OF WORK, KID."

This transcription captures the dialogue and context of each panel, making it clearer for readers with disabilities.