Comic #1938: 2010-09-01

Description

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Panel 1: Character: "Wait…"

Panel 2: Character: "If I touch the sink handle, I get whatever germs the last guy had."

Panel 3: Character: "If I don’t touch it, the only thing I touch during the entire bathroom experience is my penis."

Panel 4: Character: "My penis is washed every day, then placed in a sterile cotton container. It’s… it’s the cleanest part of my body."

Panel 5: Character: "My God… the most sanitary thing to do is not to wash my hands."

Panel 6: Character: "I have to tell everyone, but… where do I start?"

Panel 7: Text above: "SOON…"

Panel 8: Character: "Everyone look! I only touched my penis!"

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