Comic #2521: 2012-04-11

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Scene 1:

Character 1: "Abraham, I must destroy Sodom, it is full of sin and perversion."

Character 2: "What? What if there are good people in Sodom? Will you kill them too?"

Character 1: "I suppose not."

Character 2: "I'll go check to see if there are 50 good people."

Scene 2:

Character 2: "Duh, I couldn't find 50 good people."

Scene 3:

Character 2: "Wait! What if there were good people? Would they perish alongside the wicked?"

Scene 4:

Character 1: "I'll go check."

Scene 5:

Character 2: "Duh, you were right, no 45 good people."

Scene 6:

Character 1: "Then Sodom falls!"

Scene 7:

Character 2: "Whoa, hey! What if there were, like, 40?"

Character 1: "Um, I guess I wouldn't."

Scene 8:

Character 2: "Oh man, not even 40."

Character 1: "I’m destroying Sodom now!"

Scene 9:

Character 2: "What about 30? That would be all cool-like. I better go back."

Character 1: "No."

Scene 10:

Character 2: "You've been telling me what to do since day one!"

Character 1: "I'm going."

Scene 11:

Character 2: "I was telling the ladies about how I'm taller than you, bullsh*t!"

Scene 12:

Character 3: "Whoa! I haven’t touched alcohol since I drank!"

Scene 13:

Character 1: "No! No! What if like 20 or 10 good b*tches are there?! Huh? I gotta go check… Oh God, oh God, I'm gonna puke."

Scene 14:

Character 2: "No! No! I just had this salad!"

Scene 15:

Character 2: "BLEEAAGHH!!!"

Scene 16:

Scene shows destruction: (Fire and buildings burning in the background)

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