Comic #2103: 2011-02-15

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Panel 1: President: "By my powers as President, I proclaim today 'National Honesty Day.' All citizens are required to only tell the truth."

Panel 2: Caption: "THAT AFTERNOON…" Person 1: "How'd we do?" Person 2: "Bonanza. Our team found 200 billion dollars in unpaid taxes, and 14,000 tons of drugs."

Panel 3: Person 1: "Ha! Fantastic. Just as planned." Person 2: "But sir… there's a problem."

Panel 4: Person 2: "The citizens are demanding all secret information be declassified. By the law, don't we have to comply?"

Panel 5: President: "Hahahahaha! The fools!" Person 2: "I don't…"

Panel 6: President: "Honesty Day was yesterday!"