Comic #2770: 2012-12-17
Description
Here’s the transcription of the comic text:
Panel 1:
- Speaker (a woman): "I had to sell my body to pay for our children to go to college."
Panel 2:
- Speaker (a man): "But I couldn't bear to do it with just anyone, so I went to our attractive neighbor."
Panel 3:
- Speaker (the same man): "But, if she had paid for it, that would make me a prostitute, which is illegal."
Panel 4:
- Speaker (the same man): "Because the profit was so low for each transaction, I tried to make up for it in volume."
Panel 5:
- Speaker (the woman): "You could just confess to cheating on me, Frank."
Panel 6:
- Speaker (the man): "Think of the children!"