Comic #2769: 2012-12-16

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Panel 1:

• Girl: "I dunno, imaginary Apatosaurus."

Panel 2:

• Apatosaurus: "I think Sally likes me, but maybe she just likes me because I shared my cake with her Wednesday."

Panel 3:

• Girl: "I think maybe I want to marry her, but I’d also like to marry Natalie because she smells like peanut butter."

Panel 4:

• Apatosaurus: "But will I always like peanut butter? Should I marry it?"

Panel 5:

• Apatosaurus: "Everyone I ever loved is dead and any descendant I might have left was killed in the aftermath of a gigantic asteroid impact."

Panel 6:

• Girl: "I think I’ll go with Sally because she’s prettier."
• Apatosaurus: "I have nothing."