Comic #6627: dimension-2

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Panel 1:

• Child: "Mom, is beauty only skin deep?"
• Mom: "No, most beauty features are volumetric."

Panel 2:

• Mom: "Huge boobs are not, for instance, generally appreciated for their planar characteristics."

Panel 3:

• Mom: "Even facial features like lips and cheeks should largely be considered spatial, not geometric, since ideal contours are both more prized and less easily faked than surface qualities."

Panel 4:

• Child: "Please, please don't turn this into a physics lesson."
• Mom: "So we're just going to ignore that jiggly stuff must include a time dimension."