Comic #4402: the-nature-of-weenies

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Panel 1: Character with a beard: "I want you to know, the idea for a hot dog roast came to me after I visualized the human sex act."

Panel 2: Character with a beard: "Fortunately, neither the manner in which the hot dog roast came about, nor the mental concepts I held as the weenies were cooked, are in any way intrinsic to the hot dogs themselves."

Panel 3: Character with a beard: "So gentlemen, eat freely, for the notion that an object's history is contained within itself is the hobgoblin of a myth-addled mind!"

Panel 4: Another character: "Hank, you got weird after that ontology class." Another character: "Who wants tossed salad?"

(Source: smbc-comics.com)