Comic #5122: transaction-2
Description
Here's the transcription of the text from the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "Jesus?"
- Character 2: "Yes, my son. I have returned with good news for humanity."
Panel 2:
- Character 1: "OH MAN CAN I HAVE THREE WISHES!"
- Character 2: "You do not need them. You have the love of the Lord."
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "Sorry, after years of life in a transactional culture I perceive all other life forms as vending machines for my physical and emotional desires."
Panel 4:
- Character 2: "You are not here to be rich, to have many things. Love your neighbor as yourself."
Panel 5:
- Character 2: "Sell your possessions and give them to the poor. Then you will be perfect. You will have treasure in the…"
Panel 6:
- Character 1: "Are you swiping your credit card on me?"
- Character 2: "Do you count as entertainment? I get 2% back for entertainment."