Comic #5123: antsy

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Panel 1: Sally, with shoulder-length brown hair, sits at a table with a perplexed expression. A figure in a wide-brimmed hat and a trench coat stands across from her.

• Text (Sally): "SALLY, WE NEED TO BREAK UP."
• Text (Figure): "NO, IT’S BECAUSE I’M ACTUALLY A TRENCHCOAT FILLED WITH ANTS."

Panel 2: Sally looks surprised, transitioning from her previous confusion.

• Text (Sally): "WHY? IS IT BECAUSE I’M NOT EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE ENOUGH?"

Panel 3: Sally appears concerned, still at the table.

• Text (Figure): "THAAAAT’S WHY YOU’RE SO WEIRDLY ALTRUISTIC."
• Text (Sally): "WHAT?"

Panel 4: The figure gestures, explaining.

• Text (Figure): "LIKE WHEN YOU DO NICE THINGS FOR ME WITHOUT SEEKING MONEY, STATUS, OR SEX."

Panel 5: Sally looks confused, raising an eyebrow.

• Text (Sally): "HUMANS DON’T DO THAT?"

Panel 6: The figure appears nonchalant.

• Text (Figure): "I MEAN, ON ACCIDENT SOMETIMES?"

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