Comic #2867: 2013-03-24

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Panel 1: Child: "DADDY! IT'S APPROXIMATELY MY BIRTHDAY!"

Panel 2: Child: "1/365th OF MY LIFE IS BIRTHDAYS, SO IF WE SAY EVERY DAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, WE'RE WITHIN TWO ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE OF THE TRUTH. TO SIMPLIFY OUR LIVES, WE CAN JUST SAY EVERY DAY IS MY BIRTHDAY."

Panel 3: Daddy: "OKAY, IT'S A DEAL. WE START TOMORROW."

Panel 4: Child: "DID YOU GET ME LOTS OF PRESENTS?" Daddy: "APPROXIMATELY."