Comic #2868: 2013-03-25
Description
Here’s the transcription of the comic text:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: MY UNCLE IS GOING CRAZY.
Panel 2:
- Character 2: WE THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ODD, BUT IT TURNED OUT HE WAS A PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC, AND SLOWLY GETTING WORSE.
- Character 2: WHAT WEIRDS ME OUT IS THAT THE REASON WE'RE ALL WORRIED ABOUT HIM IS THAT HE THINKS THE UNIVERSE CARES DEEPLY ABOUT HIS BEHAVIOR.
Panel 3:
- Character 1: WE CALL HIM CRAZY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T ACCEPT, LIKE US, THAT HE'S JUST A TINY NOTHING IN A GIANT INDIFFERENT COSMOS.
Panel 4:
- Character 2: BUT WE DON'T ACCEPT THAT EITHER. NOT REALLY, BECAUSE IF WE DID, WE'D BE THE ONES WHO WENT NUTS.
Panel 5:
- Character 2: I LOVE HIM, AND I PITY HIM, BUT I CAN'T SHAKE THE IDEA THAT WHEN HE DIES, HE'LL THINK IT WAS FOR A REASON, AND WHEN I DIE I'LL JUST BE WIDE-EYED, SCARED, AND ALONE, NOT KNOWING WHY I'M HERE OR WHY I CAN'T STAY.
Panel 6:
- Character 1: MY UNCLE BUYS ME ACTION FIGURES AND COOKIES.
Panel 7:
- Character 2: THEN I GUESS HE'LL DIE ALONE TOO.
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