Comic #3178: 2014-01-29

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Panel 1:

• A female character with glasses is looking at a piece of paper. She has straight brown hair and is wearing a red shirt.
• A male character, dressed in a suit, speaks from the right. He has short brown hair and a serious expression.
• The female character says, "Bad news, Reverend… you know your theory that gay sex causes bad weather?"

Panel 2:

• The male character responds, "Yeah?"
• The female character continues, "It's wrong."

Panel 3:

• The female character gestures to a chart in her hand, saying, "What? But look at this chart! There's a clear correlation between gay sex and hailstorms."
• The male character looks puzzled, responding, "Yes, but what if it goes the other way?"

Panel 4:

• The female character looks excited and exclaims, "Huh!"
• She continues, "We did an experiment with simulated bad weather on gay couples, and we got the same level of sex as was found during real bad weather."

Panel 5:

• The male character looks surprised. The female character insists, "It's reverse causality, man! When people are stuck indoors, they have more sex."

Panel 6:

• The male character looks shocked, saying, "My God…"
• The female character concludes, "Gay sex doesn't cause bad weather. Bad weather causes gay sex."

Panel 7:

• The male character, now more animated, says, "That leads me to our second, more startling finding."

Panel 8:

• The female character looks concerned and asks, "Wait. Does this mean that pleasant weather makes sex lives worse?"

Panel 9:

• The female character is holding a paper that reads "GAY WEATHER CAUSES BAD SEX," showing a downward trend on the graph.
• The male character appears confused while the female character has a determined expression.

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