Comic #2697: 2012-10-04

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Panel 1:

• Title: "SEX PLAN TEN MINUTES AFTER LAST SEX ENCOUNTER"
• Diagram:
  • Start ➜ Finish

Panel 2:

• Title: "SEX PLAN TEN HOURS AFTER LAST SEX ENCOUNTER"
• Diagram:
  • Pathway with elements labeled "outdoor track" and "indoor track"

Panel 3:

• Title: "SEX PLAN 10 DAYS AFTER LAST SEX ENCOUNTER"
• Diagram:
  • Complex flowchart with elements including:
    • "analyze hormone profile"
    • "occupation selection"
    • Other nodes labeled "holiday", "golf", "fire?", and "Stop Wars"

Panel 4:

• Title: "SEX PLAN 100 DAYS AFTER LAST SEX ENCOUNTER"
• Diagram:
  • Complex flowchart with nodes labeled:
    • "inverse"
    • "Prussia"
    • "epigenetics"
    • "preemptive"
    • "incidentally proof of parent’s last theory"

Panel 5:

• Conversation:
  • Character on the left: "OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU?"
  • Character on the right: "IT INVOLVES SCUBA, TIME TRAVEL, SPERMACETI, AND NO MORE TALKING!"

This transcription includes all text elements and descriptions of the diagrams present in the comic.