Comic #429: 2006-05-11

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Here's the text from the comic transcribed as accurately as possible:

Dialogue:

• Character 1 (a priest): "WHAT THE?! HOW DID I END UP HERE?"

• Character 2 (a figure in a dark outfit): "LET'S SEE… AH, BACK IN 1987, SOME KID SAID 'DAMN YOU' UNDER HIS BREATH. YEAH, IT ONLY TAKES ONE."

Caption at the bottom: "Life Tip: No one has ever gone to heaven."