Comic #3812: religion-ruining-everything-since-4004-bc

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Panel 1: "HEY, GEEKS! THE FOLLOWING IS AN AD COMIC FOR MY NEW BOOK, 'RELIGION: RUNNING EVERYTHING SINCE 4004 BC.' WE'RE SELLING IT ON KICKSTARTER FOR THE NEXT 30 DAYS, AND I'D APPRECIATE IF YOU'D CLICK THIS COMIC TO GO HAVE A LOOK. WHEN YOU COME BACK, PRESS Z THREE TIMES FOR TODAY'S TRIPLE UPDATE. Thanks for reading! Zach"

Panel 2: "DEAR LORD, IT'S ME, ZACH WEINERSMITH."

Panel 3: "OH! ARE YOU THE xkcd GUY?"

Panel 4: "I… YES."

Panel 5: "I LOVE YOUR WORK. SOME DAYS I LAUGH OUT LOUD. SOME DAYS… I CRY. WHAT YOU DO IS ART. IT'S POETRY."

Panel 6: "YEAH, YEAH. I GOT IT."

Panel 7: "LISTEN, I'M RELEASING A BOOK OF RELIGION JOKES TODAY ON KICKSTARTER. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET YOUR BLESSING FOR THE COVER."

Panel 8: "ABSOLUTELY NOT. UNLESS ALL THE JOKES ARE UPLIFTING AND WHOLESOME. YOU KNOW, LIKE JACK CHICK'S COMICS."

Panel 9: "OH, THEY ARE. I GIVE YOU MY WORD AS THE xkcd GUY. IF I'M LYING, MAY LIGHTNING STRIKE THE xkcd GUY."

Panel 10: "THEN BLESS YOUR BOOK."

Panel 11: "heh."

Panel 12: "AND SO…"

Panel 13: "BEST CARTOONIST STRUCK BY LIGHTNING; GAINS SUPERPOWERS."

Panel 14: "SCIENTISTS: RED HAIR REMAINS UNATTRACTIVE ON MEN."

Panel 15: "FOR SALE NOW, ON KICKSTARTER. CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT!"

Panel 16: "THANKS, GEEKS!"

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