Comic #2590: 2012-06-19

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Comic Description:

Panel 1:

A woman with dark, shoulder-length hair and a light purple shirt speaks to a man with short, curly red hair and a red shirt. Her expression is amused. The text reads:

"AFTER WE HAVE SEX, I WILL RAISE THE CHILD ON A HIGH NUTRITION DIET WITHOUT YOUR HELP, THEREBY FREEING YOU TO IMPREGNATE OTHER FEMALES. I WILL TELL THE OTHER FEMALES YOU WERE A CARING MATE, THUS OBFUSCATING THE SOCIAL COST YOU MIGHT PAY FOR BEING AN ABSENT FATHER. NOW, ENJOY THE FACT THAT MY WAIST TO HIP RATIO IS 0.7. … BABY."

Panel 2:

The man appears startled, with wide eyes and a concerned expression. He is now wearing a green shirt. He says:

"MOTHER OF GOD."

Caption at the bottom:

"Evolutionary psychologists have the best pickup lines."