Comic #379: 2006-02-06

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Description

Comic Description:

Panel 1: A man with short brown hair and glasses is speaking. He is wearing a light blue shirt and is facing a woman with blonde hair styled in loose waves. The background is a solid teal color. The man says:

“I'M GONNA RECOMMEND A LIFT, PLUS 30 CCS SALINE FOR THE LEFT BREAST, AND AT LEAST 45 CCS FOR THE RIGHT BREAST.”

Panel 2: The woman looks slightly concerned or surprised, responding with a hesitant:

“OKAY…”

Text at the bottom: “I'M THINKING IT'S TIME I STARTED PATRONIZING A DIFFERENT FOOT LOCKER.”