Comic #5247: life-tip-2

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Title: LIFE TIP: WHEN DECIDING WHETHER TO KEEP SOMETHING, IMAGINE IT AS A HUMAN FRIEND.

1. Oven: LOW MAINTENANCE. ALWAYS HELPS MAKE COOKIES. NEVER COMPLAINS. (Illustration of an oven with an open door and baking tray inside, set on a tiled floor.)

2. Fence: KEEPS BAD THINGS AWAY. GIVES YOU PRIVACY WHEN YOU NEED IT. (Illustration of a wooden fence with a cartoon character peeking over it.)

3. Social Media: OCCASIONALLY INFORMATIVE. HAS SERIOUS EMOTIONAL CONTROL ISSUES. (Illustration of a person looking at a phone with a message bubble that says, "NO FUCK YOU, YOU ASS-VACUUM!")

4. Vase of Flowers: LOOKS NICE. (Illustration of a vase filled with colorful flowers on a table.)

(Note: The comic is from SMBC Comics.)