Comic #3254: 2014-04-15

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Panel 1: I AM THE LORAX!
I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!

Panel 2: Oh, it’s okay, Lorax.
We’ve heeded your call and transitioned to sustainable logging.

Panel 3: We have a dedicated patch of land on which we grow trees just for paper, then cut them down in their prime.

Panel 4: They will never grow old, they will never know wildness, and their children’s children’s children will forever be in thrall to man’s insatiable lust for cellulose-based products!

Panel 5: AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO YOU, LORAX!

Panel 6: (Shows the Lorax looking sad, with a drink in hand and glasses on the table.)

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